Hillbilly Vampires and Civilizational Decline

I’m excited to announce the preorder for two new tales of personal debauchery and civilizational decline: “Hillbilly Fuckery” and “Appalachian Blood Bourbon.”

The latter reveals how a clan of hillbilly vampires became bloodsucking billionaires.

I invited fans from around the world to send recordings of themselves saying “What the fuck?” for inclusion in the next single “Hillbilly Fuckery.”

With over 50 contributions, the result is a global chorus of WTFs voicing the spleen, gall, and heart of the age.

Through the Buzzard Bandcamp mailing list and social media, fans were asked to say or scream WTF into their phones in whatever way rings true to their souls; there was no micromanaging of WTFs.

Every individual WTF is as unique as a thumbprint or a snowflake, capturing the personality of its utterer. Some express bemusement, some amusement. Some are silly. Some are psychotic. All are different, though some are more different than others. Together they form a Whitmanesque “barbaric yawp,” a Seeger-esque hootenanny, and a stadium-sized gang chorus.

The song itself begins with the singer reflecting on his rural backstory, then pivots midway to political ire, and ultimately bursts into a comedic rant culminating with a minute-long WTF sound collage brought to life by the WTF International Tabernacle Choir.