Batshit Crazy

This is a story of love Yes Love Love oh yeah love He’s batshit crazy, Sings like a whale-y Plays a ukulele ‘specially at céilidh He’s batshit crazy. Tired o’ being lazy He’s looking for lady. Eye’s are getting glazy He’s look for love Yes Love Love oh yeah love She’s batshit crazy. Wont say maybe Eats chips and gravy Smarter than Humphrey Davy She’s batshit crazy. Rides a bike daily Even when its rainy Looking for a male-y. She’s looking for love Yes Love Love oh yeah love They’re batshit crazy, Gettin all matey, Brains are going ‘azy Hup whoops a daisy They’re batshit crazy ‘ere comes the baby. Gonna call her Maizie, Shits her pants daily. They are in love It’s a family of love Love oh yeah love They’re all batshit crazy The ‘ole big famlee Pretty as a daisy Like a cassowary They’re batshit crazy. Quick as comet hailey. Goin’ through a phasey. All together… crazy Batshit crazy, batshit crazy, batshit crazy….