Some robots went to Brighton (Variation on variations on a theme of Frances Drake)

Some robots went to Brighton, To see who they could frighten, ‘ad the atmosphere of Triton, With the landing lights on. They popped to Littlehampton. Listening to Peter Frampton Playin’ midget golf an’ Swimmin’ in Channel plankton, The hitched a lift with Phaeton Eatin’ chips delightin. With their belts a tightenin’ Fell to Isle of Wight in. They went back to Southampton, On table tops a dancin’ In the Frog a chantin’ o’er bridge a trampin’