Artwork by
Chris Gallegos0:00
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Feast of the Hound
Hot Dog Cart
5:56
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I've Been Trying to Stay Out of Those Dungeons My Whole Life
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7:39
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A Second Slice of Pie, m'Lord
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5:28
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Come to Take the Black Pudding!
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4:11
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Phantom Pork Sausage
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5:12
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My Books are Much More Fun than Your Boring Scrolls
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9:07
THE CATACOMBS DRIP WITH STALE CONDIMENTS. THERE IS NOTHING WITH WHICH TO TOP YOUR COLD, NAKED WIENER. THE THIRST FOR ADDITIONAL FLAVOR IS EATING YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT. YOU HEAR A tap tap tap. A FAMILIAR SOUND, THE SERVING SPOON. THE KRAUT IS OUT, BUT THE SPOON IS OFFERING…SOMETHING.
YOU ACCEPT THE MYSTERY CONDIMENT AND YOU FEEL THE SANGUINE HUNGER SETTLING IN...
Credits
Recorded live onto tape by TRS & TLE.