Vampyric Order of Blackened Blood Sausage

THE SERVING SPOON’S AWFUL CONDIMENT HAS CORRUPTED YOUR SOUL AND YOU NOW CRAVE AND CLAW FOR THE MOST PUTRID OF BLACKENED SAUSAGES. IT’S DRIPPING DOWN THE WALLS AND ALONG THE FLOOR. YOU’RE IMMOBILIZED BY THE FOUL GAZE UPON YOU. WELCOME TO THE VAMPYRIC ORDER OF BLACKENED BLOOD SAUSAGE.