Let's Eat Grandpa!

Gender Affirming Misogyny

July 5th, 2024
14 tracks
31:26
Let's Eat Grandpa!
Let's Eat Grandpa!
Let's Eat Grandpa!
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1:43
Let's Eat Grandpa!
Nichole McCarver
Urns in the Supreme Court, 80 years go freeform White House is becoming, a Nursing home that runs the world No retirement allowed for our decision-makers Banning everything that's "satanic" Merger of the church and state Senine old bastard Senile Senile Old Bastard! Let's eat grandpa No time for commas Let's eat grandma Use the ashes as seasoning Eat our uncles The flesh of the senile (I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!)
1:43
Melon Hive Mind
Nichole McCarver
(Sample this, Awooga) You only listen to what you're told to Listened to Pinkerton 2022 Too cool to rock out at 100 buck festivals Pitchfork in Paris Redditors come to play Death Grips for government Nothing original to say (You Suck!) Brad Taste In Music Has Stolen my CDs Anthony Fantano Has committed burglary Brad Taste In Music Has Stolen my CDs Anthony Fantano Has tried to kidnap ME The Mixing is so bad I'm gonna scream We hate The Wall I really need to pee You wouldn't know them Name three songs Bet you can't name three GAM songs baby I'm too obscure I'm running out of lyrics I like chicken pot pie (YOU SUCK!) (Not good)
1:34
I Got Hit On At The Hardcore Show
Nichole McCarver
I just wanna hear the music I just wanna support the arts Wanna hear Baltic To Boardwalk Wanna hear Primitive Rage Don't care about anybody Don't care about all these people I feel somebody watching me Someone watching me now I DON'T WANNA DANCE I'LL HEADBANG INTO YOUR SKULL I DON'T WANNA DANCE I'LL HANDBAG YOU TO YOUR GRAVE I'm gonna jam out for a while Gonna buy a cassette tape Just gonna avoid any man trying to get me You ruined the environment I hope you burn in hell I DON'T WANNA DANCE I'LL HEADBANG INTO YOUR SKULL I DON'T WANNA DANCE I'LL HANDBAG YOU TO YOUR GRAVE (I DON'T WANNA DANCE, I'LL HEADBAN- ADPGIHADG) (It's dot com! cut)
1:45
Travis Kelce Stole Your Heart, but He Stole My Wallet, We Are Not The Same >:(
Nichole McCarver
Filthy Liar Cheat and Steal Dirty Grifter Pray and Kneel to your faux queen To your new god Oh! They'd do anything for you take the money and run Take a private jet to next block Feast on the carcass of the young blood They'd do anything for you scam their wallets and run Take a private jet to next street Armageddon has now begun Armageddon has now begun!
1:56
Why Are You Still Here? (Ft. Atria.0)
Nichole McCarver
Why am I here Why are you still here Just let my scars heal Come and use my fear Come and dig your heel Why are you still here Why are you still here Why why why am I still here Why am I still here Why am I still here Why am I still here Why am I still here Sit while you still sneer And you drive your spear Why are are you still here Why are are you still here Why are are you still here Why are are you still here Why are are you still here Why are are you still here Why are are you still here
2:45
Death.
Nichole McCarver
Death.
0:01
Be Nice, OK? (Susan)
Nichole McCarver
SUSAN, YOU! Susan I told you I make my own music now I'm not buying your music We make our own shit Susan I said I do it myself Why can't you get though your skull I MAKE MY OWN MUSIC I DON'T WANT THAT CD GARBAGE DUDE OMG I WILL NOT Purchase Your Tracks Today SUSAN I'LL MAKE MY OWN MUSIC I'M NOT USING YOUR STUPID UGLY ROYALTY FREE BEATS GO POOP YOURSELF IN A WALMART SUSAN LISTEN TO ME SUSAN SUSAN I SWEAR TO GOD SUSAN!
1:49
Hit The Party (Nae Nae 2024) (Ft. FUCKSHIT)
Nichole McCarver
[Verse] Burnt my tongue on the chicken pot Gotta thicken your skin shit was way too hot Said "Look little man, if you wanna play the rock you gotta get your mitts out that fricken wok" Always ask me what I am doing Fuck does that mean i'm just busting and screwing All my life never burnt my tongue once Do it again dont you call me a dunce [Chorus] Hit the party Hit the party We're all gonna die So just hit party Before we all get run over by a bus Hit the party Hit the party AAAA [Verse] Fed me to the grind but I came back stronker Happy thoughts, Positivity Never negativity Don't want to think about irrepressible thoughts of Death! (Death!) Right in front of me [Chorus] Hit the party Hit the party We're all gonna die So just hit party Before we all get run over by a bus Hit the party Hit the party AAAA [Breakdown] Oooo I got a feeling And its not good, I think I gotta vom I think I'm gonna die I bumped my yed (my head!) owie! [Chorus] Hit the party Hit the party We're all gonna die So just hit party Before we all get run over by a bus Hit the party Hit the party AAAA
3:18
Feverish
Nichole McCarver
I'm filling up on NyQuil and lots of soup I'm cancelling my plans cuz I can't go I'm sipping on tea cuz my throat hurts I'm feeling like poo oh yeah you know I'm feeling feverish I'm feeling feverish Everytime I breathe I feel deathly ill I'm feeling feverish I'm feeling feverish I'm feeling sickly I'm feeling dead I'm feeling feverish I'm feeling feverish I wanna die!
2:20
Corpse Ooze Diss Track
Nichole McCarver
All she wanted was to help you It's not her fault the world is cruel You could of helped her back You could've had some patience But instead you made her the prey But instead hurt her worse Who the hell do you think you are Parading like you own this town Who the hell do you think you are Spreading rumours about your allies Who the hell do you think you are Parading like you own this town Who the hell do you think you are Spreading rumours about your allies I hope you burn in hell I hope you rot I can't believe you have any true friends
2:39
Midwest Emo Music
Nichole McCarver
My Girlfriend Broke Up With ME I'm gonna kill that little bitch Throw her in the river for stealing my band tee Never should have let her into our shows free I'm gonna call her dad and tell him to ground her That little prick omg I'm so mad I hate it when this happens It's definitely their fault and not at all based on the fact I like to murder my exes My wounds, oh my wounds She gonna have wounds when I'm done with her I spent so much money on her like that time we went to mcdonalds or that time we went to mcdonalds or that time I found out I got dementia or that time I got mcdonalds or that time we went and sang a song about the government
2:31
God Dammit Suzanne We Had A Good Thing Why'd You Have To Leave Me (A Satirical Heartbreak Emulation Via Cult Sacrifce)
Nichole McCarver
2:42
Transfem Communication
Nichole McCarver
I'm sick of fearing I'm tired of fighting I'm done with this shit I want to live I'm sick of dying I'm sick of hearing I'm done with your shit I want to live NOW! Transgender people have lived for many decades Only 13 percent have ever detransitioned 81 percent of those detransitioners report external sources like religion, like parents like you! I'm sick of fearing I'm tired of fighting I'm done with this shit I want to live I'm sick of dying I'm sick of hearing I'm done with your shit I want to live NOW! IT'S TIME TO BIND TOGETHER IT'S TIME TO FIGHT IT'S TIME TO GET TOGETHER NOW WE MUST RISE IT'S TIME TO BIND TOGETHER IT'S TIME TO FIGHT IT'S TIME TO GET TOGETHER NOW WE MUST RISE IT'S TIME TO BIND TOGETHER IT'S TIME TO FIGHT IT'S TIME TO GET TOGETHER NOW WE MUST RISE IT'S TIME TO BIND TOGETHER IT'S TIME TO FIGHT IT'S TIME TO GET TOGETHER NOW WE MUST RISE Dysphoria is not a phase in life It may ebb and flow but it does not leave your body You must find who you are Not who you're supposed to be You must embrace yourself So you can be free You must find who you are Not who you're supposed to be You must embrace yourself So you can be free! You must find who you are Not who you're supposed to be!
4:43
The Life and Death of Bill Johnson (Bonus Track)
Nichole McCarver
1:40

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“The debut album from Nichole McCarver's cybergrind side project (derogatory) is out now! Gender Affirming Mysogyny's debut album has been critically heralded as "[Music]" and "Oh No!" and "Nichole as your grandmother I love you dearly but this is very bad"!”

~Nichole M. Bandcamp message, 2024

Credits

All performances by Nichole McCarver except for; Vox and additional mixing on 5 by Dayton Hammontree of Atria.0 & Vox and Guitar on track 8 by FUCKSHIT

Published By NVision Records
Cat#: NV-GAM-205

Track 17 sourced from Let’s Eat Grandpa (Promo Single) released May 24th 2024

Published By NVision Records
Cat#: NV-GAM-103