
Let's Eat Grandpa!
Gender Affirming Misogyny
July 5th, 2024
14 tracks
31:26
Let's Eat Grandpa!
0:00
1:43
Let's Eat Grandpa!
Nichole McCarver
Urns in the Supreme Court, 80 years go freeform
White House is becoming, a Nursing home that runs the world
No retirement allowed for our decision-makers
Banning everything that's "satanic"
Merger of the church and state
Senine old bastard
Senile
Senile Old Bastard!
Let's eat grandpa
No time for commas
Let's eat grandma
Use the ashes as seasoning
Eat our uncles
The flesh of the senile
(I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!)
1:43
Melon Hive Mind
Nichole McCarver
(Sample this, Awooga)
You only listen to what you're told to
Listened to Pinkerton 2022
Too cool to rock out
at 100 buck festivals
Pitchfork in Paris
Redditors come to play
Death Grips for government
Nothing original to say
(You Suck!)
Brad Taste In Music
Has Stolen my CDs
Anthony Fantano
Has committed burglary
Brad Taste In Music
Has Stolen my CDs
Anthony Fantano
Has tried to kidnap ME
The Mixing is so bad
I'm gonna scream
We hate The Wall
I really need to pee
You wouldn't know them
Name three songs
Bet you can't name three GAM songs baby I'm too obscure
I'm running out of lyrics
I like chicken pot pie
(YOU SUCK!)
(Not good)
1:34
I Got Hit On At The Hardcore Show
Nichole McCarver
I just wanna hear the music
I just wanna support the arts
Wanna hear Baltic To Boardwalk
Wanna hear Primitive Rage
Don't care about anybody
Don't care about all these people
I feel somebody watching me
Someone watching me now
I DON'T WANNA DANCE
I'LL HEADBANG INTO YOUR SKULL
I DON'T WANNA DANCE
I'LL HANDBAG YOU TO YOUR GRAVE
I'm gonna jam out for a while
Gonna buy a cassette tape
Just gonna avoid any man
trying to get me
You ruined the environment
I hope you burn in hell
I DON'T WANNA DANCE
I'LL HEADBANG INTO YOUR SKULL
I DON'T WANNA DANCE
I'LL HANDBAG YOU TO YOUR GRAVE
(I DON'T WANNA DANCE, I'LL HEADBAN- ADPGIHADG)
(It's dot com! cut)
1:45
Travis Kelce Stole Your Heart, but He Stole My Wallet, We Are Not The Same >:(
Nichole McCarver
Filthy Liar
Cheat and Steal
Dirty Grifter
Pray and Kneel
to your faux queen
To your new god
Oh!
They'd do anything for you
take the money and run
Take a private jet to next block
Feast on the carcass of the young blood
They'd do anything for you
scam their wallets and run
Take a private jet to next street
Armageddon has now begun
Armageddon
has now
begun!
1:56
Why Are You Still Here? (Ft. Atria.0)
Nichole McCarver
Why am I here
Why are you still here
Just let my scars heal
Come and use my fear
Come and dig your heel
Why are you still here
Why are you still here
Why why why am I still here
Why am I still here
Why am I still here
Why am I still here
Why am I still here
Sit while you still sneer
And you drive your spear
Why are are you still here
Why are are you still here
Why are are you still here
Why are are you still here
Why are are you still here
Why are are you still here
Why are are you still here
2:45
Death.
Nichole McCarver
Death.
0:01
Be Nice, OK? (Susan)
Nichole McCarver
SUSAN, YOU!
Susan I told you I make my own music now
I'm not buying your music
We make our own shit
Susan I said I do it myself
Why can't you get though your skull
I MAKE MY OWN MUSIC
I DON'T WANT THAT CD GARBAGE DUDE
OMG
I WILL NOT Purchase Your Tracks Today
SUSAN I'LL MAKE MY OWN MUSIC I'M NOT USING YOUR STUPID UGLY ROYALTY FREE BEATS
GO POOP YOURSELF IN A WALMART
SUSAN LISTEN TO ME
SUSAN
SUSAN I SWEAR TO GOD
SUSAN!
1:49
Hit The Party (Nae Nae 2024) (Ft. FUCKSHIT)
Nichole McCarver
[Verse]
Burnt my tongue on the chicken pot
Gotta thicken your skin shit was way too hot
Said "Look little man, if you wanna play the rock
you gotta get your mitts out that fricken wok"
Always ask me what I am doing
Fuck does that mean i'm just busting and screwing
All my life never burnt my tongue once
Do it again dont you call me a dunce
[Chorus]
Hit the party
Hit the party
We're all gonna die
So just hit party
Before we all get run over by a bus
Hit the party
Hit the party
AAAA
[Verse]
Fed me to the grind
but I came back stronker
Happy thoughts, Positivity
Never negativity
Don't want to think about irrepressible thoughts
of Death! (Death!)
Right in front of me
[Chorus]
Hit the party
Hit the party
We're all gonna die
So just hit party
Before we all get run over by a bus
Hit the party
Hit the party
AAAA
[Breakdown]
Oooo I got a feeling
And its not good, I think I gotta vom
I think I'm gonna die
I bumped my yed (my head!)
owie!
[Chorus]
Hit the party
Hit the party
We're all gonna die
So just hit party
Before we all get run over by a bus
Hit the party
Hit the party
AAAA
3:18
Feverish
Nichole McCarver
I'm filling up on NyQuil and lots of soup
I'm cancelling my plans cuz I can't go
I'm sipping on tea cuz my throat hurts
I'm feeling like poo oh yeah you know
I'm feeling feverish
I'm feeling feverish
Everytime I breathe I feel deathly ill
I'm feeling feverish
I'm feeling feverish
I'm feeling sickly
I'm feeling dead
I'm feeling feverish
I'm feeling feverish
I wanna die!
2:20
Corpse Ooze Diss Track
Nichole McCarver
All she wanted was to help you
It's not her fault the world is cruel
You could of helped her back
You could've had some patience
But instead you made her the prey
But instead hurt her worse
Who the hell do you think you are
Parading like you own this town
Who the hell do you think you are
Spreading rumours about your allies
Who the hell do you think you are
Parading like you own this town
Who the hell do you think you are
Spreading rumours about your allies
I hope you burn in hell
I hope you rot
I can't believe you have any true friends
2:39
Midwest Emo Music
Nichole McCarver
My Girlfriend Broke Up With
ME
I'm gonna kill that little bitch
Throw her in the river for stealing my band tee
Never should have let her into our shows free
I'm gonna call her dad and tell him to ground her
That little prick omg I'm so mad
I hate it when this happens
It's definitely their fault and not at all based on the fact I like to murder my exes
My wounds, oh my wounds
She gonna have wounds when I'm done with her
I spent so much money on her
like that time we went to mcdonalds
or that time we went to mcdonalds
or that time I found out I got dementia
or that time I got mcdonalds
or that time we went and sang a song about the government
2:31
God Dammit Suzanne We Had A Good Thing Why'd You Have To Leave Me (A Satirical Heartbreak Emulation Via Cult Sacrifce)
Nichole McCarver
2:42
Transfem Communication
Nichole McCarver
I'm sick of fearing
I'm tired of fighting
I'm done with this shit
I want to live
I'm sick of dying
I'm sick of hearing
I'm done with your shit
I want to live NOW!
Transgender people have lived for many decades
Only 13 percent have ever detransitioned
81 percent of those detransitioners report external sources like religion, like parents
like you!
I'm sick of fearing
I'm tired of fighting
I'm done with this shit
I want to live
I'm sick of dying
I'm sick of hearing
I'm done with your shit
I want to live NOW!
IT'S TIME TO BIND TOGETHER
IT'S TIME TO FIGHT
IT'S TIME TO GET TOGETHER
NOW WE MUST RISE
IT'S TIME TO BIND TOGETHER
IT'S TIME TO FIGHT
IT'S TIME TO GET TOGETHER
NOW WE MUST RISE
IT'S TIME TO BIND TOGETHER
IT'S TIME TO FIGHT
IT'S TIME TO GET TOGETHER
NOW WE MUST RISE
IT'S TIME TO BIND TOGETHER
IT'S TIME TO FIGHT
IT'S TIME TO GET TOGETHER
NOW WE MUST RISE
Dysphoria is not a phase in life
It may ebb and flow but it does not leave your body
You must find who you are
Not who you're supposed to be
You must embrace yourself
So you can be free
You must find who you are
Not who you're supposed to be
You must embrace yourself
So you can be free!
You must find who you are
Not who you're supposed to be!
4:43
The Life and Death of Bill Johnson (Bonus Track)
Nichole McCarver
1:40
Videos
“The debut album from Nichole McCarver's cybergrind side project (derogatory) is out now! Gender Affirming Mysogyny's debut album has been critically heralded as "[Music]" and "Oh No!" and "Nichole as your grandmother I love you dearly but this is very bad"!”
~Nichole M. Bandcamp message, 2024
Credits
All performances by Nichole McCarver except for; Vox and additional mixing on 5 by Dayton Hammontree of Atria.0 & Vox and Guitar on track 8 by FUCKSHIT
Published By NVision Records
Cat#: NV-GAM-205
Track 17 sourced from Let’s Eat Grandpa (Promo Single) released May 24th 2024
Published By NVision Records
Cat#: NV-GAM-103