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July 13th, 2026

6 tracks

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Tamiya Kit No. 35300: Matilda MK III/IV British Infantry Tank MK.II A*

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Tamiya Kit No. 35300: Matilda MK III/IV British Infantry Tank MK.II A*

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Sensible road wheel design Built on existing machinery From the people that won the battle of cable street Caunter scheme best scheme (It’s worth all the masking)

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What I Said When I Met Bovington Tank Museum's YouTube Guy

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I met David Fletcher In the Bovington restoration hall He asked me my favourite tank I said the T34 Because it killed so many nazis He laughed (true story)

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Next Kit is Definitely a T34

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I have a huge pile of shame To get through But then I’ll start a T34 You can do so much colour modulation Using a very limited palette

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Scrolling Through a PDF of the Ammo Profile Paint Scheme Guide For German Armour In Normandy

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There are no good nazis Except the dead But there are so many other cool camo schemes Why do you fuckers only ever pick the Waffen SS?

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Reading the Comments When I'm Just Trying to Get Reference Photos for Camo

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A photo of surrendered germans You comment ‘a sad day for europa’ Before returning to your latest WIP Your ex took the kids Which is the immigrants fault (apparently) And that leaves you more time To work on another King Tiger In SS markings of course.

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Dragon Panzer IIC (Afrika Korps)

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The clean whermacht myth Applies to the afrika korps And Rommel endorsed all kinds of war crimes Plus there’s too many tiny track links (like 120 a side) Shit kit Problematic subject.

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I like to build model tanks. Including german ones from the Second World War. They look cool and have interesting and challenging paint jobs. I hate that so many people who like to build model tanks are fucking fascist sympathisers. So I decided to do a stupid grind project about it.

Credits

Recorded in my garage on lands stolen from the Wurundjeri Woi Wurrung people of the Eastern Kulin Nation. Sovereignty never ceded on what always was and always will be Aboriginal Land.
Everything done by Dase Beard (me) except mastering by Will Killingsworth at Dead Air.
Vocal microphone borrowed from Chris and P bass in the right tuning (drop A# if you’re interested) borrowed from Morgan.
Logo idea by Patch.
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