Sir Cumsizer

Here he comes ready with a scalpel He’s here to save you from a life living in hell Foreskin of the Forefathers Foreskin of the Forefathers Foreskin of the Forefathers Foreskin of the Forefathers Odin babe was chopped up and sliced by his hand King Tut on a stone slab surrounded by sand Ben Franklin, he carved it at his bedside Genghis Kahn had his done just before he died Every Caesar paid visit to his office Jesus demanded he give his some justice No one knows just why he’s here or still alive But be sure that every flap is in his archive Foreskin of the Forefathers Foreskin of the Forefathers Foreskin of the Forefathers Foreskin of the Forefathers Oderus had the cuddlefish snipped around the eyes King Kong’s massive dong was reduced in size Charlemagne without his there would be no crusade Every king ever born has received his aid All the gods and great men attend a bris On the eighth day he’ll appear without miss Every lad on this day becomes royal No one else could be trusted as their mohel He’s the royal mohel Royal mohel