Sir Cumsizer
Abortion Survivor
Here he comes ready with a scalpel
He’s here to save you from a life living in hell
Foreskin of the Forefathers
Foreskin of the Forefathers
Foreskin of the Forefathers
Foreskin of the Forefathers
Odin babe was chopped up and sliced by his hand
King Tut on a stone slab surrounded by sand
Ben Franklin, he carved it at his bedside
Genghis Kahn had his done just before he died
Every Caesar paid visit to his office
Jesus demanded he give his some justice
No one knows just why he’s here or still alive
But be sure that every flap is in his archive
Foreskin of the Forefathers
Foreskin of the Forefathers
Foreskin of the Forefathers
Foreskin of the Forefathers
Oderus had the cuddlefish snipped around the eyes
King Kong’s massive dong was reduced in size
Charlemagne without his there would be no crusade
Every king ever born has received his aid
All the gods and great men attend a bris
On the eighth day he’ll appear without miss
Every lad on this day becomes royal
No one else could be trusted as their mohel
He’s the royal mohel
Royal mohel