Microwave Massacre

from Get Off My Lawn

November 10th, 2026
5 tracks
18:54
Get Off My Lawn
Get Off My Lawn
Microwave Massacre
0:00
4:41
Microwave Massacre
Fire at the Plantation House
For the use of your microwave there must be a massacre Put your bananas on the countertop Slip on the peels of the chains you wrought If you use your microwave there will be a massacre Microwave your instant coffee Microwave your shitty pizza Microwave! Massacre! How can you not know the price of your coffee? Massacre your pizza guy Massacre your barista Massacre everyone in the supply chain Microwave! Massacre! How can you not know the price of your coffee? Girl don't worry bout it I'll pay for it with my shame For the use of your microwave there will be a massacre If you use your microwave there must be a massacre Put your bananas on the countertop Slip on the peels of the chains you wrought Go on and sip your cafe frappe But don't tell me about the inconvenience of a convenient life Are those bananas in your pocket? How did they get in there? Nah, I ain’t asking where you bought them I’m asking who died to bring them where you’re walking There is no ethical consumption Don’t worry what the microwave costs You’re only spending dollars to get it Money won’t tell you the price of everything Money can’t tell you the price of everything
4:41

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Credits

John Angel - guitars, bass, vocals, drum programming, composition

April Hutchins - mixing, mastering

Kenneth Thiel - lyrics for track 3