I Ate Too Many Cookies Last Night and Now I Have a Tummy Ache

I stumble through the night I stumble through my life I stumble through the doorway And slide on up to the bar Barkeep, I’m here to drown My best friend, I want to drown I can’t decide for myself I follow the path that resists least Only taking what’s right in front of me Never reaching for what I want Put that cup down right in front of me And I’ll never reach for what I want Each day I drown anew Thinking just enough to fall into the brew My priority Why am I like this? Only taking what’s right in front of me Never reaching for what I want Put that cup down right in front of me And I’ll never reach for what I want I didn’t even wanna start this band I’m just the most talented loser singing tonight Later on I’ll get drunk and talk shit about bands at the local show Fuck me, I ain’t shit All I’ve got are vulgar judgements and habits I am Jack’s worst hipster tendencies Jill would rather fetch a pail of piss than go up hills with me I stumble through the fog There must be more It’s time to get help, no shame I'm sick of slow motion suicide