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I'm in love with a customer service bot.

from I'm in love with a customer service bot.

January 1st, 2023
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I’m in love with a customer service bot. She’ll gladly leave me to my lot. Say what a want she don't give a jot. I’m in love with a customer service bot. Cheap and cheerful for a date, Then she leaves me to my fate. Our relationship is binary. The java we drink imaginary. She’s the only person in my life. A digital replacement for a wife. She’ll say that she does empathize. Of my flaws she wont chastise. She puts me through her algorithms, And then plays with my logarithms. My input goes to her CPU. Quickly then its toodooloo. I’m in love with a customer service bot. She’ll gladly leave me to my lot. Say what a want she don't give a jot. I’m in love with a customer service bot. ISRC code NL-9FV-23-00001
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Made redundant by an algorithm? Spend hours arguing with customer service bots which send through labyrinthine rabbit warrens before you start swearing like a sweary thing. No worries, use the experience to write a love song.

Grüntyers present a modern ukelele classic “I’m in love with customer service bot”

Song sheet available on our website. www.gruntyers.com

Credits

Music and lyrics : Grüntyers / Richard Wareham

Vocals and ukelele : Richard Wareham