The Tardy Tartan Tardigrades

Tardigrades Always late Its the fate Of tardigrades Overslept Clock inept In they crept How they wept Dragged to space Without a trace Lunar face. Damned disgrace In the snows Icy toes Glacial pose Nads all froze Scientist wish Petri dish Get all squished Big deathwish Dehydrate In tun state Desiccate Rehydrate Dehydrate In tun state Desiccate Rehydrate Dehydrate In tun state Desiccate Rehydrate Came on time oh so fine In their prime New paradigm