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Local PhoniesStatic Prismatic
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3:39
The Cowardice of Young Love
Local Phonies
The last of the summer garbage waft
Tiptoe round the dudded/defunct bombs
Planted like crooked teeth
Weaving through the double parked
There’s no use for your successful appearance
Tell tall tales, leave burning questions
Firebombing dioramas
Umbrellas dissolving in the rain
The cowardice of young love
The cowardice of young love
The last of the summer garbage wafts
Tiptoe round the dudded/defunct bombs
Planted like crooked teeth
Weaving through the double parked
The cowardice of young love
The cowardice of young love
3:39
Frozen to the Spot
Local Phonies
The blinding headlights in the rearview
The rhythmic sweep of the streetlights
The yellow glow of panic
My fence has rotted through
I slap
My face
To stay
Alert
The tarmac tributaries deliver all to dirt
Begging please no more media
Currency for true believers
Blood for these suckers
Unburdened by proof
Tall
Dark
And frozen to the spot
Where the gun went off
My truth is your loss
A few were on board
How would we know
4:21
Easy Entertainment
Local Phonies
You wanna hear a story
You want your bubble wrap
You only want the world
If it gets dropped in your lap
There are no more secrets out there
Even in the shadows
Tell me, what’s the use
If you come and see me
Just read me the news
Tails you win
Heads we lose
Throw the dullest words
From the tallest building
We can watch them shatter
Upon the pavement
Call it in the air
Scattered syllables
Easy entertainment
Heads we lose
Tails you win
Pattern recognition of
Mental somersaults
Staying up until the dawn
Just flipping coins
Tell, me what’s the use
Stay up and sell me lies
Easy entertainment
Tails you win
Heads you lose
Heads you lose
Heads you lose
3:40
Rat-level
Local Phonies
It's the rat-level, pitch man song of the summer
The kind that breaks and it stings like a something-or-other
About a girl, or a car, or subliminal mother
Smell that price, man, I'm dying, man, to buy what they're selling
I get the Sunday scaries every day of the week
And it grinds me down when I hear the voice speak
It's a ton to ignore with no way to debrief
You can spin your wheels but the deeper I'll sink
I got a house and a yard in the middle of nowhere
I have a wife and a dog and a half-a-kid somewhere
I get the Sunday scaries every day of the week
And it grinds me down when I hear the voice speak
Yeah the money's alright, I guess that's a relief
I learned to love the bomb now the bomb loves me
Oh now
We have a lot to remember
We have a lot to remember
It's the rat-level, pitch man song of the summer
The kind that breaks and it stings like a something-or-other
About a girl, or a car, or subliminal mother
Smell that price, man, I'm dying, man, to buy what they're selling
4:17
Impossibly Slow and All Over the Road
Local Phonies
The shyness of the crown
Resting on the heads of babes
Waiting in the lobby
For the next joyless vacay
Search the pacific ocean
For a charismatic wave
It crinkles like a wrapper
It sinks into a puppet stage
Ready to burn both ends
Ready to burn both ends
The tell all in progress
Dollars changing hands
You oughta keep busy
Or your little echoes fly away
Find an able traitor
Sitting on their blameless hands
Make yourself more useful
Bring them to the promised land
Let them wreak some havoc
Let them burn this fucker down
Just record the proceedings
Don’t turn the camera around
Ready to burn both ends
Ready to burn both ends
The tell all in progress
Dollars changing hands
You oughta keep busy
Or your little echoes fly away
Impossibly slow
And all over the road
Make it make sense
Ready to burn both ends
Ready to burn both ends
The tell all in progress
Dollars changing hands
You oughta keep busy
Or your little echoes fly away
3:18
Time is Chemical
Local Phonies
I
I see something I like
But lost
My place
This line
It needs crossing
The dots
The eyes
The space
I
I feel everything
Just
Beyond
My skin
Time is chemical
Slows in the morning
How do you demand more
It seems uncouth
Lo and behold we're all bound in our roots
I
I feel everything
Just beyond my skin
Time is chemical, slows in the morning
The air feels perfect
As I fill up with regret
And pull my own focus
From how it’s broken
3:33
Slow Waves
Local Phonies
The anesthesia
Spreads invisibly
Takes its hold
Imperceptibly
Disperses internally
A sheer blanket
Across our eyes
See light through
The weave
The inky numbness
Spreads from your head to your feet
Empty waves
Seeping in
1:46
The Mess
Local Phonies
I saw the flash at first light of the moon
Carried the weight, most of the tune
Your eyes were low and the light was blue
And that was the worst
the worst part of you
Ain’t it the worst
Ain’t it the worst
When they find the time
To empty our minds
Onto the floor
Sift through the mess
Just to decide
What they sell us next
Ain’t it the worst
Another light that I shouldn’t light
The glare of the sun, you're lit from behind
You look at me but all I see is grey
They took your face
And they gave it away
Ain’t it the worst
Ain’t it the worst
When they find the time
To pour out our minds
Onto the floor
Sift through the mess
Just to decide
What they sell us next
Ain't it the worst
3:21
Canbot!
Local Phonies
Before our time they boarded up the windows of the factories
In the towns and cities
Yeah the towns and cities
Had to choose a different form of industry
Culture or
Penitentiary
Dip the buildings in alabaster
Express yourself in fine, sponsored spray paint
Or invest in orange jumpsuits and razor wiring
You beg for the discount
An effortless let down
You beg for the discount
Effortless let down
In the spirit of debate let's hear out the dudes who lie to our faces
Just for arguments sake
In the spirit of debate let's hear out the dudes who lie to our faces
Just for arguments sake
They spit in our coffee and told us it's sugar
Fooled us around again and again on television
They physically ate the contents of a southern ballot box
And whittled a cross for his pet rats in pointed hats to burn in your bedroom
Oh yeah all sides are legitimate
Yes the trickster needs a place
And the table's got space
Just in case
And here we are in a parking lot
And the trickster needs a place
Yeah the table's got space
Just in case we deserve the pain
It's 3 in the goddamn a m
And there's a flaming hole in the pavement
I know it's a Denny's parking lot
But there are four riders outside
And I know no one rides horses anymore
It's 3 in the goddamn a m
And there's a flaming hole in the pavement
I know it's a Denny's parking lot
But there are four riders outside
And I know no one rides horses anymore
4:33
Cards Unturned
Local Phonies
Constant motion
Appears frozen
When shadows are longest
The light tears open
Your belly’s warm
Your heart is full
Your cards unturned
Watch the stain spread
From fiber to fiber
Equilibrium
As cruel as fire
Our bellies warm
Our hearts are full
Our cards unturned
Looking out beyond the bridge
But seeing orange fog
All the sunsets unburned
Falling out beyond the rocks
Our bellies warm
Our hearts are full
Our cards unturned
All the sunsets unburned
All the sunsets unburned
All the sunsets unburned
All the sunsets unburned
All the sunsets unburned
3:24
Had It Up To Here
Local Phonies
You’re turning round–like circular–now
And it’s more than you were allowed
You get back back back 'til you’re small
You get home right back through that wall
You bring your hand up flat to your nose
You say you can’t take this anymore
Of the smallest things to ignore, I’m yours.
Metro shadowboxing
Empty and eating space
Blink or you might miss the lightning
Right when
All is turning grey
Enough stone to turn a glass house to sand
Enough stone to turn this glass house to sand
You’re turning round–like circular–now
And it’s more than you were allowed
You get back back back 'til you’re small
You get home right back through that wall
You bring your hand up flat to your nose
You say you can’t take this anymore
Of the smallest things to ignore, I’m yours.
3:31
Don't Think About It
Local Phonies
Baby wait for me
There's the cage out there
With our names above the door
Do you see the marks?
The bars have been re-done
You can barely see they'd been cut
Just don't think about it
Baby wait for me
I see the lock and key
In the dust out front
Should we go inside?
We'd make a comfy bed
And we'd watch a movie
Just don't think about it
We'd close the door behind us
The door behind us
We just won't think about it
Close the door behind us
Close the door behind us
We could lock it all outside
Baby wait for me
What show did you choose?
5:46
Our 3rd album, complete with our aging-millennial, creeping sense of dread.
Credits
WRITTEN, PERFORMED, AND RECORDED BY LOCAL PHONIES IN GREENPOINT, BROOKLYN; SOMERVILLE, MA; AND BELMONT, MA.
CELLO ON TRACK 12 COMPOSED BY MICHAEL SHEN AND JON FRICCHIONE. PERFORMED BY MICHAEL SHEN IN BUSHWICK, BROOKLYN.
LOCAL PHONIES IS CONOR GARRISON AND JON FRICCHIONE
SPECIAL THANKS TO MOLLY, STEPH, BRIAN, AND LOUIS
MIXED AND MASTERED BY JON FRICCHIONE IN THE SUMMER OF 2024
For Zoya.
For Tess.