A Child Swimming

I'm incredibly well regulated That’s why I get searched at the airport Where they ask me 'what the hell is wrong with you?' I’ve got a hard on and a hole in my shoe I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around (And I'm around you) I’m nonviolently stepping on heads Hung, drawn and quartered by the customer service desk Where they ask me what my problem is Like I’m some glue huffer or stinking of piss I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around (And I’m around you) I am the worst customer in the world A bossy fucking nightmare from hell I get on my knees And I earnestly pray And I burst into flames Hell's sent me back again They're saying I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around I'm incredibly well regulated I'm incredibly well regulated I'm incredibly well regulated I'm incredibly well regulated

My fucking boss That fucking prick Is fucking playing with his dick Or fucking with me cause he’s bored My pay is late and he’s my landlord Fucking food’s Fucked up prices Can’t afford no fucking spices Dinner is now fucking bland Good taste is now fucking banned Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Fucking bush Is fucking burning And these fucking kid’s are learning They are why their parent’s split Cause these kids are fucking shit Fucking fucking fucking fuck I’m fucking fucking fucking fucked I fucking wanna Fucking cry I’m going for a drive Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Fucking kittens Fucking die And fucking melted is the ice In the polar ice caps And in my night cap Look at you in the mosh Like a pig in the slop Fucking horses Fucking prancing Might as well just keep on dancing Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey Look at you in the mosh Like a pig in the slop Fucking horses Fucking prancing Might as well just keep on dancing

My kids are really ugly And they watch incessantly low quality T.V And I can't get a babysitter in time to go to the dogging society Nobody does the dishes in my flat And none of my humane traps are catching rats They've realized they survive and it's caused a revolution Now I'm tied up in my kitchen in some kind of de-evolution Local M.P Why won't you listen to me? I know you're here I smell your fear I have written many letters over many weeks complaining about the state Of the weather this summer And the poster fell down in the hallway And I'm feeling upset Local M.P Why won't you listen to me? Local M.P I know you're here I smell your fear

Tell me love Who love You gotta fuck love To love Get love A kiss around here love Tell me to love Unzip your dress love But it looks love So good on me love Marijuana Girl love It is so cruel love You are the seed love Of my hate love I love love Love the way you make me love Like a Haast eagle above A child swimming Puff on that stuff love It's called up your bluff love It's rougher than rough love It's tougher than tough love Standing love On Mount Dopamine love You love Are just a lemming Marijuana Girl love It is so cruel love You are the seed love Of my hate love I love love Love the way you make me love Like a Haast eagle above A child swimming I love Dance with the trees love And the birds love And the ferns my love I love love Love like TV Sitcom love Or like sharks love In the chum love Marijuana Girl love It is so cruel love You are the seed love Of my hate love I love love Love the way you make me love Like a Haast eagle above A child swimming