My Kids are Really Ugly

My kids are really ugly And they watch incessantly low quality T.V And I can't get a babysitter in time to go to the dogging society Nobody does the dishes in my flat And none of my humane traps are catching rats They've realized they survive and it's caused a revolution Now I'm tied up in my kitchen in some kind of de-evolution Local M.P Why won't you listen to me? I know you're here I smell your fear I have written many letters over many weeks complaining about the state Of the weather this summer And the poster fell down in the hallway And I'm feeling upset Local M.P Why won't you listen to me? Local M.P I know you're here I smell your fear