Productivity (Presented by MIAO Corp)

(spoken) Alrighty, y'all, I hope you will gather 'round the fire and join me in singin' this next one because it is just sooo close to my heart. You see, my grandpa taught me this one when I was just a little girl, I barely came up to his knee. Ha. They used to sing this one down in the workyards and it kept them soo motivated. Even when the work was hard, hard, hard! So I hope that you can take somef-thom-som'in-SUMPIN from this, and apply it to your own life. 'N maybe even sing along with it when you're feelin' like your day could be just a little bit more productive. Pro-duc-tiv-it-y that's the thing for you and me like a bunch of busy bees makin metaphorical... honey always work when you're on the clock slack off and your pay is docked thems the rules and the rules are fair as long as you're still breathin' air pro-duc-tiv-it-y that's the thing for you and me like a bunch of busy bees makin metaphorical... honey Five whole minutes for a potty break always remember your job's at stake and if you're feeling green around the gills we've got the med kit that cures all ills Pro-duc-tiv-it-y that's the thing for you and me (come on!) like a bunch of busy bees makin metaphorical... honey (that’s right!) be glad there's work to do! be thankful we need you! you're special like family, a family that loves productivity! pro-duc-tiv-it-y that's the thing for you and me like a bunch of busy bees makin metaphorical... honey mmm-mm-mm-mmmmm productivity-eeeeeeee (yeehaw!) *crowd applause and chatter*