I Swear It's Not Cake

Wanna bet? Filtered faces on Instagram Sell me some sugar, sell me some glam Scrolling for something that I can feel I find a cake…but is it real? I swear that it’s not cake I promise you that it is fake Try to slice it but it won’t break Cuz it’s not cake Reality divas all share one face Swap the name, cinch the waist Scripted proposals, the roses are laid Tune in next season, the same vows are made Vickie’s boob job and Andy’s chin All manufactured by the same surgeon I swear that it’s not cake I promise you that it is fake Try to slice it but it won’t break Cuz it’s not cake Reunion shows with recycled tears Drama is fueled by vodka and beers Knife goes in and nothing bends Everyone knows it’s all pretend Cut through the hype and cut the show Plastic kisses and a plastic “Hello” I swear that it’s not cake I promise you that it is fake Try to slice it but it won’t break I swear that it’s not cake I promise you that it is fake Try to stab it but it won’t break I swear that it’s not cake It’s not cake.