Crotch Rocket For Two

#VERSE Crotch rocket for two baby, gonna ride it to the zoo Take up two fucking parking places My crotch rocket for two Owww Owww Owww Can I fit a Trump sticker on it? No? How about a flag Riding for the patriots Against the folks in drag #CHORUS Ride it proud, make it loud It’s all I know how to do Take my hand and hold on tight My crotch rocket for two Feel it purr between your legs People watch us go by My fat ass tires, my loud ass pipes It’s no wonder why #VERSE Blaring out that Nickleback For everyone else to hear Helmets are for losers, honey We have nothing to fear #CHORUS Ride it proud, make it loud It’s all I know how to do Take my hand and hold on tight My crotch rocket for two Feel it purr between your legs People watch us go by My fat ass tires, my loud ass pipes It’s no wonder why #BRIDGE One two three four #VERSE Make sure people hear me coming Your eardrums will throb Hide the fact that I have no friends I’m a total fucking knob Fucking knob #CHORUS Feel it purr between your legs People watch us go by My fat ass tires, my loud ass pipes It’s no wonder why Ride it proud, make it loud It’s all I know how to do Take my hand and hold on tight My crotch rocket for two