1999 - A small town in [REDACTED] was home to a small UHF station run by religious leaders, airing programs by and for community members of their church. This channel was key to the forming of the "Absolutionists." The programs aimed to teach their own modified Christian doctrine, as well as encouraging families to participate themselves. At a cursory glance, this seemed to be a great way to keep close ties between townsfolk.
Anyone who watched this channel would see that it hosted figures such as the enigmatic Reverend Gotcha and group founder Oliver S. Goodson, who openly discussed the "impending apocalypse" coming on the first of the new year. The theory was that Y2K was a imminent event, where all technology will cease to function and God himself will punish society for straying from his teachings. The channel "attempted to use Satan's creation of the television against him, helping absolve humans in the eyes of the lord," Goodson once claimed.
The group received media attention after one investigative journalist found animal carcasses and apocalyptic messages inside the UHF station facilities.
Not long after this discovery, 96 members of this group went missing, including the previously mentioned community leaders. On the night of New Year's Eve, authorities found various possessions and clothing from these missing persons strewn about the TV station, but no bodies were ever recovered.
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stupidPilled brings you this frightening tale, depicting the various programs used to brainwash Absolutionists. Due to concerns of psychological damage, visuals for most programs can not be provided. A video of one program, titled Pearly Gates, can be found here: youtu.be/fbb_bjVmWUs
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A Special Thank You to the Members of the Absolution Channel Community, May They Rest in Peace
NOTE: Due to Ampwall lacking the feature of digital bonus files - this version does not come with the artbook that the Bandcamp version comes with.