Trends & Markets (Outtake)

Hang your hope on a credit card / Whittled down until it’s gone Pay someone to raise the kids / and pros to mow the lawn Blog about the things you buy / subcontract, diversify Get online and move offshore / log in now and take a tour Sign up for a new phone plan / Consolidate your debt, my man Therapy for mental health / merch it out and brand yourself Greeting cards for getting old / Bullet point, Verdana Bold Try our secure shopping cart / Upload share and fall apart Self-help book improve yourself / Things on sale to fill the shelf Tchotchkes on the windowsill / Installment plans to pay the bills Preserve that and cherish this / Mylar sleeve and reminisce Sign up for that yoga class / That APR can kiss my ass Oh, ask me what I think of that / Stalling out and falling flat Trial membership ran out / tech support can hear you shout What's the lesson from the past? / This year is worse than-the-last Coupons and a plastic token / I spent it all and now I’m broken