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Pervert Glasses

from The Balls Are Back In Town

September 1st, 2026
4 tracks
6:37
The Balls Are Back In Town
The Balls Are Back In Town
Pervert Glasses
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1:08
Pervert Glasses
Unsanitary Napkin
DONNING MY META RAYBANS CHECKING HER SOCIALS FOR OTHER MEN ARMED WITH HER STARSIGN AND INTERESTS I EMBARK ON MY ROMANTIC CONQUEST CAPITALISM ENSNARED ME PATRIARCHY HAS DECEIVED ME I'M HOPING SOME BRAND NEW TECHNOLOGY WILL PROVIDE ME WITH SOME COMPANY SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW ME I KNOW TOO MUCH, SHE SAYS IT'S CREEPY I THINK I'M DONE WITH REAL LIFE I'VE CRAFTED MYSELF THE BEST AI WIFE
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Unsanitary Napkin return with a new “live” (ish) EP to coincide with their upcoming Aotearoa/Australia tour with Kanagawa Japan’s #1 rock vocalist, DEATHRO.

The Balls Are Back In Town EP was put together over five days, and features four new songs about: the return to politics and the media spotlight of should-be-forgotten shriveled testes Michael Laws and Paul Henry; the pervert-glasses-to-AI-girlfriend pipeline; the prioritisation of AI advancement over human life; and the need to reject the normalisation of the violence the American empire is inflicting on the world every day.

Toitū Te Tiriti, free Palestine, fuck ICE, fuck the government, fuck capitalism.

In solidarity, aroha nui,
Unsanitary Napkin

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RECORDED, MIXED AND MASTERED BY VANYA VITALI
ARTWORK BY DAILY SECRETION