Why Wonder Years Never Got Cancelled

Two Oh One Five, a cataract. If I had one glock more than the just married kind, I'd be shooting my way to the other side. Where there's fruit plates, free drinks, and camel lights. So I could smoke up, get high for the rest of my life. They'd all clap, all sing my words for me so I could pose hard, World Is, cover of AP. But I'm dying, too old, rotting away and it's cringe-pilled, copium. There's poison in my brain. I just want to fire up my truck but it's a cube in a pile of scrap iron, old tires, and there's nothing left for me. Just safe car, coffee, get to work early. I sit there, think of all the things I've seen all the good times and good friends who I respect a lot! If I see you ever there's a present going into your hands, our hands, brothers again! Like we're made for Heaven or a 12 pack of prism light beams. Amber, ichor, and what the fuck do I see but a true fear. Mirror. That shows me a scene of a Holiday Inn just evaporating. I'm never singing another lullaby for you zoomers ever again, and if I do I'm held under duress or so desperate I might as well be covering Stranger Things Running Up That Hill Emo Version Youtube High Quality TikTok dances to American Football LP3, Dikembe Twitch streams, I wish it was over. I wish it was 2015. I wish I was in the Get Rad Last.fm group shitposting.