Hard To Be Around

I'm incredibly well regulated That’s why I get searched at the airport Where they ask me 'what the hell is wrong with you?' I’ve got a hard on and a hole in my shoe I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around (And I'm around you) I’m nonviolently stepping on heads Hung, drawn and quartered by the customer service desk Where they ask me what my problem is Like I’m some glue huffer or stinking of piss I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around (And I’m around you) I am the worst customer in the world A bossy fucking nightmare from hell I get on my knees And I earnestly pray And I burst into flames Hell's sent me back again They're saying I’m hard to be around I'm hard to be around I'm incredibly well regulated I'm incredibly well regulated I'm incredibly well regulated I'm incredibly well regulated