The Grilldozer's Humano-Glizzy Pulverization Meatshovel

My horrible appetite has become unending What has happened to me… am I losing my mind? I am transforming Into processed meat I am consuming hotdogs endlessly I am meat incarnate I have but one desire All hotdogs, forever Put inside my gullet Wiener homunculus Expanding endlessly Fleshwrought monument Infinite gluttony The world is wienerless They rise up against me I am now a carcass They are butchering, butchering, butchering…. Chopping my flesh back into endless glizzies… My horrible appetite has become unending What has happened to me… am I losing my mind?

Black plague barbecue Beneath the city streets I serve the finest meats For those with refined taste Purveyed the local fare Hand-caught them all with care One by one, on a spit Cooked on a fire pit Over a dumpster fire Inside the sewage drain A rodent restaurant Plague doctor recipe Rotisserie rat! Rotisserie rat! Black plague barbecue Fun for me and you Bring the family down Best fried rat in town

Theres a hunger that I feel It can’t be fixed by an average meal I need something better than that Gimme that breakfast cooked in fat Waffles piled high in a double stack Syrup and butter is all I ask Face first in a mountain of hash Smothered and covered, chunked and capped Where’s my fucking Waffle House?? Where’s my fucking Modelo?? Serve it up high with mountains of cheese Flat top grease from 1963 Don’t care, my arteries are fucked Shovel it down, get another one So you’re a guy who skips breakfast huh Think you can come around and say that, punk Don’t open your mouth again Get yourself right and eat a grand slam Where’s my fucking full English?? Where’s my fucking Stella?? WORLDWIDE BREAKFAST GANG… WORLDWIDE BREAKFAST GANG…

Saw the forecast earlier on TV Really nasty stuff we’re about to see Anchor said to head inside The weather’s looking gorified Clouds grow dark, it starts to pour Rotten meat, flesh, and gore Clumps of bodies Disemboweled Cadaverous thundershower A swirling gale of fetid chunks Gorenado’s brewing, and we are fucked Legs and eyeballs soaring through the air Toenail clippings and chunks of hair It’s a typhoon of human stew Bloody, rotten, black and blue Clouds grow dark, it starts to pour Rotten meat, flesh, and gore… A swirling gale of fetid chunks A swirling gale of fetid chunks Gorenado’s brewing, and we are fucked

Eating foods A waste of time Instead I’ll just LUNCHGRIND! I am starved For some riffs Guess I’ll just LUNCHGRIND! Beefy chugs Grinding meats Slappy hams LUNCHGRIND! Greasy chunks Stain my sheets Slopping wets LUNCHGRIND! Hungry, have to grind the meat Quickly, turned into a paste No beef goes to waste All into my face I just can’t resist Give me another taste Lunchgrind!!!

When I was scratching the swelling on my arms, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me? Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty. Itchy. Tasty. Itchy. Tasty. Itchy. Tasty.

Don’t eat the hot dogs! I forgot I left them out Sweating in the blazing sun Also they are really old Stolen from a garage sale I didn’t even notice the smell

You wanted to see what my insides are like You didn’t know my guts were haunted? It was so obvious My spleen has your scalpel Chopping up your skin Now you are split open Let’s take a look inside… It sucks in there!

After a night of moshing to Gutalax I was really hungry and needed to fix it fast Savior with the cart on the side of the street Grilling all that dangerous meat Got as many dogs as I could eat The ones wrapped in bacon and cooked in grease Didn’t care what it would do to me I fulfilled my unquenchable need Savior with the cart on the side of the street Grilling all that dangerous meat My insides might be rotting I’ll do it again

Bro fuck circle K Bro fuck circle K The only place to ever bitch about fillin my polar plop with nacho cheese Bro fuck circle K Bro fuck circle K Last time I go to that circle k y’all can hop off my jock Bro I got chips at home too I don’t need to spend the money I work hard for on circle k who probably make a million dollars a day Bro fuck circle K Bro fuck circle K I about threw the cheese onto their faces and kicked their asshole Bro fuck circle K Bro fuck circle K I wasn’t taking the chili which is probably a lot more expensive Because you have to chop the steak And mix in the brown into it Nacho cheese is milk and water And maybe yellow seasoning Bro fuck circle K Bro fuck circle K

Once when I was young I walked beneath The freeway bridge Heading to Costco I’d go to the food court Get a polish for a buck And load up on free samples There I found Three gnomes With evil In their eyes and hearts They Chased after me One with a bat One with a knife And last one worst of all He had an entire wheel of parmesan cheese weighing 72 pounds imported from Italy There I found Three gnomes With evil In their eyes and hearts There I found Three gnomes With evil In their eyes and souls I rollerbladed out of there fast as heck back to my house knew the gnomes were out for blood This was the scariest day of my entire life I’m never going to Costco again There I found Three gnomes With evil In their eyes and hearts Please bring back the free onions

Since the day I was born I knew there was something missing in my life So long, glistening, and fast… I think I have the answer to my prayers Maybe a self-propelled wiener inside a bun… A four-wheeled frankfurter is what I want… Since the day I was born I wanted to drive a car One that could be eaten So long, glistening, and fast… I have always known what I must do… I must steal the wienermobile There’s nothing better in this world than a hot dog you can drive!

Fuck!!! I never should have stolen the weinermobile This was a mistake I crashed it on the freeway and now I’m dying in A pile of chili They’re going to arrest me and put me in jail no more hot dogs years and years and years and years and I hear the sirens, I hear them coming for me… The hot dog criminal that I have become should be Executed I am not worthy to drive the delightful dog Just kidding, I escaped by hiding inside a cooler Because I got that dog in me

I had to get away from the hustle of city life Rat race grinding my face making me insane I bought a Hawaiian shirt and some hush puppies too And a one way ticket to Margaritaville Brought an authentic panama hat And a white sport coat Bermuda shorts and aviators And I bought a boat Little did I know that my hell had just begun My stay at Margaritaville was anything but fun Booze in the blender and soon it did render a horrific concoction within The boat drinks had been mixed with the blood of Ellis Dee This tiki bar is a warzone Vacationers zombified Shared psychosis, mass hypnosis God’s own drunks brutalized Hallucinatory voodoo Rage induced by rum Decapitated sailors Who tried to have some fun Fighting my way through hordes of them Yuppies lost their minds Eating eachothers faces In a giant conga line I didn’t know where to go when the volcano blew The gravity storm was coming, there was nothing I could do Got on a slow boat to China, barely made it out alive Fins to the left, fins to the right, come Monday it’ll be alright Brought an authentic panama hat And a white sport coat Bermuda shorts and aviators And I bought a boat

Heaving, lurching Dying on the throne The porcelain confession Where I must atone Too much meat, bought it on the street Went looking in trash heaps for something to eat I have become a shambling corpse, A husk driven by a desire for processed delights Heaving, lurching Dying on the throne The porcelain confession Where I must atone

Engage the solar death ray Begin the charging sequence Confirm the targets Let none survive Scorched earth policy Wiener genocide Engage the solar death ray Begin the firing sequence

Now I saw the heavens open wide And behold, descending from the sky A colossal wiener was foretold In the tasty prophecies of old He is plump and enrobed in mustard His eyes were like a charcoal grill A great legion of wieners was with him A number too great to count Holding skewers with smaller dogs attached They are here to usher an era Of terrible decadence An eternity of forced ingestion Now the world has finally beheld The horror of the glizzy hell Drowning in an endless meat tube sea They rise up against the evil king The final battle rages A cosmic eruption of low-grade meat ALL HAIL THE KING OF GLIZZ AND LORD OF GORE