Parrothead Purgatory

I had to get away from the hustle of city life Rat race grinding my face making me insane I bought a Hawaiian shirt and some hush puppies too And a one way ticket to Margaritaville Brought an authentic panama hat And a white sport coat Bermuda shorts and aviators And I bought a boat Little did I know that my hell had just begun My stay at Margaritaville was anything but fun Booze in the blender and soon it did render a horrific concoction within The boat drinks had been mixed with the blood of Ellis Dee This tiki bar is a warzone Vacationers zombified Shared psychosis, mass hypnosis God’s own drunks brutalized Hallucinatory voodoo Rage induced by rum Decapitated sailors Who tried to have some fun Fighting my way through hordes of them Yuppies lost their minds Eating eachothers faces In a giant conga line I didn’t know where to go when the volcano blew The gravity storm was coming, there was nothing I could do Got on a slow boat to China, barely made it out alive Fins to the left, fins to the right, come Monday it’ll be alright Brought an authentic panama hat And a white sport coat Bermuda shorts and aviators And I bought a boat