End of Beefangelion

from The Grilldozer's Humano-Glizzy Pulverization Meatshovel

July 25th, 2025

18 tracks

25:24

The Grilldozer's Humano-Glizzy Pulverization Meatshovel

End of Beefangelion

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1:37

End of Beefangelion

Rotbeef

Now I saw the heavens open wide And behold, descending from the sky A colossal wiener was foretold In the tasty prophecies of old He is plump and enrobed in mustard His eyes were like a charcoal grill A great legion of wieners was with him A number too great to count Holding skewers with smaller dogs attached They are here to usher an era Of terrible decadence An eternity of forced ingestion Now the world has finally beheld The horror of the glizzy hell Drowning in an endless meat tube sea They rise up against the evil king The final battle rages A cosmic eruption of low-grade meat ALL HAIL THE KING OF GLIZZ AND LORD OF GORE

2:57

GRILLING NOT NOISE

The air at the barbecue fills with the stench of rot. Those dogs are spoiled. You decide to eat them anyways. You have no idea what you have done...

The Wienerpocalypse has begun. The Grilldozer rides. Humanity will be Glizzified.

This album smells almost as bad as it sounds.

credits

released July 25, 2025

This entire stupid thing was done by Jacob Buczarski. Started recording in 2018, rotted and aged, and finished in 2025.

Cover and logo by GruesomeGraphx

Thanks to:

Jackson for cover/logo sketches and moral support
Trouserless boys for inspiration and suffering through demos
My wife for tolerating hot dog yelling
Andrew for trying to find me a label (he failed)
Mike for sample ideas and grilling
BI6 enjoyers for reasons unknown RIP Jimmy Bubbles Up

Shouts to:

Waffle House, Pintglass, North Korea, Costco, Wonder Showzen, Resident Evil, Gutalax, Oscar Meyer, Margaritaville, Modelo

bro FUCK circle K.

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