How to Win at Shitty Wizard cassette

Enjoy your dungeon tip in mellifluous analog warmth with this cassette. Side A contains "Tips, Tricks, and Strategies", vintage hints intoned over rich atmospheric dungeon synth-ish atmospheric tones. Side B is the entirety of "Greetings, Gameplayers!" utilizing cut-up narration samples from classic VHS strategy tapes atop slowly shifting drone.

Pro dubbed and pad printed on tasteful red cassettes with ruby red cases and delicate vellum inserts.